Ezio’s Cooking Show (video)
EZIO <3
Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.

PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE!i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!
I have known this but signal boost for all that don’t!
SIGNAL BOOST. I spoke to my vet about this. IT WILL KILL YOUR DOGS AND CATS.
I don’t usually reblog these things but oh my god signal boost this is terrible. :(
If this happened to my dog I would fucking set the factory on fire
signal boost and fuck yes ill tell my parents about this, no way in hell my 3 feline friends aren’t going to have this ‘medicine’.))
(Source: xenaoth)
Gangs all here!
we’re alright…sometimes she’s just kind of-
……..a huge bitch

let me tell you about fem shaun
((reblogs from main since like 1000000 people were asking for fem shaun))
omg today at lunch this guy came up to my lunch table and was like “so are you geothebio” and i’m like “uh yeah i guess” and he’s like “omg i saw your comics on deviantart haha” and then left
he was actually quite attractive
i’ve done it
i have attracted the attention of a maLEshit what if he follows me on tumblr
now is the time for panic
fUCK he added me on facebook
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
(Source: justbeencumberbatched)